1 00:00:01,981 --> 00:00:03,861 He's got me overseeing the satellite launch 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,135 out of Tanegashima. 3 00:00:05,145 --> 00:00:07,431 - Good for you, bro. - Can't keep a good dog down. 4 00:00:08,763 --> 00:00:10,416 Bill told me as part of the handover 5 00:00:10,426 --> 00:00:11,964 where some of the bodies were buried. 6 00:00:11,974 --> 00:00:14,515 If it does come out while I'm in charge, I'm dead. 7 00:00:14,763 --> 00:00:16,701 I'm tired of this. Come in. 8 00:00:16,711 --> 00:00:19,505 I can see through you and this transparent little offer to buy me off. 9 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:21,545 Maybe, I should just let them come for you. 10 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,868 If this is the way things are gonna go then fuck off, Dad. 11 00:00:25,328 --> 00:00:26,626 Shiv gave me a hall pass. 12 00:00:26,636 --> 00:00:28,248 And what? Shiv has that same arrangement? 13 00:00:28,258 --> 00:00:30,382 I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition. 14 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,837 I don't think it's a good idea for him 15 00:00:32,847 --> 00:00:33,847 to come to the wedding. 16 00:00:34,305 --> 00:00:37,420 How would you like half a bill for your share of Waystar? 17 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:39,555 Why don't we talk this over with Sandy? 18 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:41,212 Sandy Furness? 19 00:00:41,222 --> 00:00:42,921 He's already in on Waystar. 20 00:00:42,931 --> 00:00:45,170 I have the shell company attached 21 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:47,764 to his private equity fund. 22 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:50,545 Keep your money. Bring me in. 23 00:00:50,555 --> 00:00:51,931 We go fuck my dad together. 24 00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:54,087 Leverage buyout. Hostile. 25 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,796 - What's your end? - CEO. 26 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,597 And you're sure you got the stomach? 27 00:00:59,263 --> 00:01:00,472 Yeah. I'm good. 28 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,305 Here they are! 29 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:53,253 What's he do... What's he doing? 30 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:54,378 Come on, it'll be fine. 31 00:01:54,388 --> 00:01:55,712 It'll fit! 32 00:01:55,722 --> 00:01:58,046 I'm afraid he's not gonna drive through. 33 00:01:58,056 --> 00:02:00,337 - He says it won't fit. - Well, clearly it'll fit. 34 00:02:00,347 --> 00:02:01,972 What is he, vehicle dysmorphic? 35 00:02:02,097 --> 00:02:05,004 The bridge has a three-and-a-half ton weight limit, 36 00:02:05,014 --> 00:02:06,504 and he's worried about his mirrors. 37 00:02:06,514 --> 00:02:07,962 Well, which is it, Charlotte? 38 00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:09,337 The story keeps changing. 39 00:02:09,347 --> 00:02:11,046 Hey, hey! Come on down! 40 00:02:11,056 --> 00:02:13,712 This is not my intended welcome. 41 00:02:13,722 --> 00:02:15,212 We will... We will sort it, Tom. 42 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,545 Hey! 43 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:19,962 - Morning! - Hey, good to see ya. 44 00:02:19,972 --> 00:02:21,640 We can just get buggies and... 45 00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:23,378 Buggies? How the fuck long will that take? 46 00:02:23,388 --> 00:02:25,337 We just need to round up the buggies and... 47 00:02:25,347 --> 00:02:28,170 I work in hospitality, Charlotte, so I can smell bullshit. 48 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:30,754 - Mom! - Honey! 49 00:02:30,764 --> 00:02:32,337 Hey! Hey, Daddy! 50 00:02:32,347 --> 00:02:33,677 Hey, Tommy, it's great to see ya. 51 00:02:33,688 --> 00:02:34,740 Couple of hours?! 52 00:02:34,751 --> 00:02:36,921 It was wonderful just sitting there. 53 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:38,347 We liked watching the planes. 54 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,923 Your father thought he might have seen the man from U2. 55 00:02:40,933 --> 00:02:43,131 - OK. - And Arthur Laffer, 56 00:02:43,141 --> 00:02:45,548 of the Laffer Curve? Are they coming? 57 00:02:45,558 --> 00:02:48,882 Well, uh, could be. It's mostly rock gods and economists. 58 00:02:48,892 --> 00:02:51,298 Hey, hey, it's the Fly Guys! 59 00:02:53,558 --> 00:02:55,673 - Good to see you! - You made it, man! 60 00:02:55,683 --> 00:02:57,590 Tommy, your mother's a little thirsty. 61 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,048 - Mommy, you thirsty? - A little thirsty. 62 00:03:00,058 --> 00:03:03,423 I don't want to be a trouble, Tom. It was my fault. 63 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,757 Grab a bag, and then we'll go... 64 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:07,183 I'll follow you up. 65 00:03:08,391 --> 00:03:09,923 I hope you're happy now, Charlotte, 66 00:03:09,933 --> 00:03:11,381 'cause my mother is dying of thirst. 67 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,006 And I've just picked up a bag. 68 00:03:13,016 --> 00:03:15,632 I'm carrying a case on my wedding eve. 69 00:04:36,006 --> 00:04:38,546 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 70 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:52,465 All right. I gotta go. 71 00:04:52,475 --> 00:04:54,381 But I'll see you there, OK? 72 00:04:54,391 --> 00:04:56,840 I managed to change the time for the embassy, 73 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,183 and... 74 00:05:01,099 --> 00:05:04,131 - Sorry. Are we OK? - Oh, yeah. 75 00:05:04,141 --> 00:05:06,089 Gil, you don't have to come to the wedding 76 00:05:06,099 --> 00:05:07,381 if you're too busy. That's... 77 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:08,506 We've just been doing 78 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,173 the media monitoring. 79 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:12,964 Motherfuckers. I'll fucking kill him. 80 00:05:12,974 --> 00:05:14,840 I'll take them to pieces! 81 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:16,506 He's not sleeping. 82 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,256 It's what's-his-name. Got under his skin. 83 00:05:19,266 --> 00:05:21,089 Screwdriver-face. 84 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:22,757 Oh, the bit... 85 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:24,964 The bit where he implied he murdered his wife. 86 00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:28,256 Yeah, for some reason that's somewhat irked him. 87 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:32,048 Gil, you don't need to focus on this. We can hit it. 88 00:05:32,058 --> 00:05:33,506 I know. I'm focused. 89 00:05:33,516 --> 00:05:36,632 I'm X-raying this briefing for salient facts. 90 00:05:36,642 --> 00:05:39,089 I mean, I don't want to make a big thing out of this, 91 00:05:39,099 --> 00:05:40,673 but is it possible your father 92 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:43,964 is the worst human being who ever lived? 93 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:45,632 Uh, I... I don't think that's... 94 00:05:45,642 --> 00:05:47,381 Is it true he's not coming to the wedding, 95 00:05:47,391 --> 00:05:49,725 out of... what, spite? 96 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,089 Well, it's complicated. 97 00:05:52,099 --> 00:05:53,715 I want to take him out. 98 00:05:53,725 --> 00:05:55,840 I want to destroy ATN. 99 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:57,381 I'm not sure that's wise. 100 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,256 And if I said it was wise, 101 00:05:59,266 --> 00:06:00,725 would you have a problem with that? 102 00:06:04,516 --> 00:06:05,882 No. 103 00:06:05,892 --> 00:06:07,840 In the end, Gil, I'll do whatever you want. 104 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,465 Siobhan, look. If there's something, 105 00:06:10,475 --> 00:06:12,808 anything, you can get me, 106 00:06:12,933 --> 00:06:14,882 I'm in a fuckin' knife fight here, 107 00:06:14,892 --> 00:06:18,099 I'm holding a dildo made out of American cheese. 108 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:39,173 So this is really gonna happen, yeah? 109 00:06:39,183 --> 00:06:43,506 You know I don't want ICBC as part of the syndicate, right? 110 00:06:43,516 --> 00:06:47,214 Uh, 75 to 150 basis points, 111 00:06:47,224 --> 00:06:49,340 and point two percent commitment fee. 112 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:51,548 Then, uh, then, yeah. Fuck yeah. 113 00:06:51,558 --> 00:06:53,757 - I feel good. - Holy shit. 114 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:56,632 Without them we're good to go. Let me call you back. 115 00:06:56,642 --> 00:07:00,632 Um, has your sister ever heard of Lake Como? 116 00:07:00,642 --> 00:07:04,340 Has she ever heard of Venice, St. Barts, the Maldives? 117 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:06,757 Has she heard of these locations? She must be aware of them. 118 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:08,798 I got the call. You get the call? 119 00:07:08,808 --> 00:07:10,433 I got the fuckin' call. 120 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,298 Shall we go inside? Come on. 121 00:07:15,308 --> 00:07:17,048 What? In here? 122 00:07:17,058 --> 00:07:21,173 Brother, we are putting together a hostile takeover 123 00:07:21,183 --> 00:07:23,632 of one of the largest media corporations 124 00:07:23,642 --> 00:07:24,923 in the world. 125 00:07:24,933 --> 00:07:27,974 I think we can brave some non-vintage champagne. 126 00:07:30,475 --> 00:07:34,340 Wow. Um, can we get some champagne? 127 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,423 A bottle, please? Thank you. 128 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,840 What are we talkin'? Like ten days? 129 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,256 Then we go in for the kill? 130 00:07:40,266 --> 00:07:41,964 - Yeah. - Can't keep it on lockdown 131 00:07:41,974 --> 00:07:43,673 for more than about ten days, right? 132 00:07:43,683 --> 00:07:46,006 - Yeah, that's about it. - John? 133 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:49,506 - John? John! - So, like... 134 00:07:49,516 --> 00:07:50,840 Have you got any that champagne? 135 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,381 the 19th for the bear hug? 136 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:54,882 - Yeah. Good. One little thing. - Good. 137 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:59,423 The Canadians, there seems to be a little static on some details. 138 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:03,173 - Like what? - Like... you as CEO. 139 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,840 What do you mean? 140 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:06,506 Relax. OK? 141 00:08:06,516 --> 00:08:08,173 This doesn't happen without you. 142 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,506 It's normal co-investor bullshit. 143 00:08:10,516 --> 00:08:14,465 - Frank knows those guys. You want me to... - I'll handle it, dude. 144 00:08:14,475 --> 00:08:17,840 No leaks. Please. Not to Frank, not to anyone. 145 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,715 Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken? 146 00:08:19,725 --> 00:08:21,548 Why am I jumpy? 147 00:08:21,558 --> 00:08:24,923 About fucking Rome, fuckin' Shiv and Connor, 148 00:08:24,933 --> 00:08:28,923 probably blowing what's left of my dad's fuckin' brain? 149 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:32,715 About taking the company out of family control, forever? 150 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:36,131 I don't know, Stewy. Why would that make me jumpy? 151 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,840 Look, I don't give a fuck. 152 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,340 But, I mean, do you want me to ask? 153 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:42,506 I'm just curious to see if she's gonna come begging. 154 00:08:42,516 --> 00:08:44,548 - Because I can ask. - I don't want to ask. 155 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,923 If she wants to ask, she can ask. 156 00:08:46,933 --> 00:08:50,214 'Cause I can physically see her. 157 00:08:50,224 --> 00:08:53,048 Gerri, I don't want to ask. 158 00:08:53,058 --> 00:08:54,381 OK. 159 00:08:54,391 --> 00:08:55,923 She comes crawling, 160 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:57,715 then I'll think it over. 161 00:08:57,725 --> 00:08:59,757 - Fine. OK, I get it. - Who's there? 162 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:02,923 - Um... - Have you seen Caroline? 163 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:06,089 Is she still with that chinless hippie prick? 164 00:09:06,099 --> 00:09:08,548 I thought we might miss the rehearsal. 165 00:09:08,558 --> 00:09:11,048 We don't need to rehearse. We're gonna kill it. 166 00:09:11,058 --> 00:09:12,794 Did you think again about your dad 167 00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:14,214 and whether we want to reconsider... 168 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:16,089 - Fuck him. - Right, right. 169 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:18,964 And did you think again about whether we want to go Wambsgans 170 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:21,423 or Roy-Wambsgans or, as I said, 171 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:23,590 I'd be willing to just drop traditional 172 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:28,798 and go Tom Roy, in fact, for myself, if... 173 00:09:28,808 --> 00:09:31,381 Um, hey, I wanted to ask you something. 174 00:09:32,808 --> 00:09:37,590 I could do with knowing about the bad thing in Cruises. 175 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,256 You know, the thing that meant you couldn't sleep? 176 00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:44,840 - No? - Uh... I... 177 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,214 No, I don't... 178 00:09:46,224 --> 00:09:47,882 No, I just think, yeah, 179 00:09:47,892 --> 00:09:50,381 I just think, you know, church and state and... 180 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:52,590 and AC/DC and... 181 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,715 ebony and ivory and never the twain shall meet. 182 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,964 Yeah, right, but you always wanted to make it public. 183 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,131 - Didn't you? - Yes. Yeah. 184 00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:04,131 - In my bones, I did. - Exactly. 185 00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:08,089 But I did then destroy all the evidence, so... 186 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,632 I guess... you know, if it's bad, 187 00:10:13,642 --> 00:10:15,423 the longer you leave it, 188 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:17,465 the worse it'll be when it comes out. 189 00:10:17,475 --> 00:10:21,048 Yes, unless it never comes out. You know? 190 00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:23,173 I bet it's not even that bad. 191 00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:25,423 Uh, it is quite bad. 192 00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:27,516 It's quite bad. 193 00:10:31,183 --> 00:10:33,381 - Oh, fuck, here we go. - Look, honey. 194 00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:35,673 This is where it's happening. 195 00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:36,808 Ooh. 196 00:10:38,391 --> 00:10:40,214 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 197 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,964 - It's exciting! - Hey. 198 00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:46,673 You spoken to the Wicked Bitch of the West yet? 199 00:10:46,683 --> 00:10:49,006 I just got here, Shiv. 200 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,850 Is this gonna take long? 201 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:54,558 Shall we? 202 00:10:56,308 --> 00:10:58,715 - Saddle up, soldier. - Oh, come on. 203 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,340 She can't be that bad. 204 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:02,506 Yeah, just don't look at her directly. 205 00:11:02,516 --> 00:11:05,506 Hello! Hello, hello! 206 00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:08,298 - Hi. - Here you are. 207 00:11:08,308 --> 00:11:09,548 I knew you'd arrive eventually. 208 00:11:09,558 --> 00:11:11,214 Tom. Remember Tabs? 209 00:11:11,224 --> 00:11:13,715 - My mom. - Hello! 210 00:11:13,725 --> 00:11:14,892 - Tom. - Hi. 211 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,381 Gosh, look at you. 212 00:11:18,391 --> 00:11:20,173 You're very plausible. 213 00:11:20,183 --> 00:11:22,214 Oh. Thank you. 214 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,048 Exactly. 215 00:11:25,224 --> 00:11:28,256 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Kendall. 216 00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:30,089 Tabitha, have you guys met? 217 00:11:30,099 --> 00:11:31,506 - Have you all... - Bro. 218 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,923 Ruff ruff! Ruff! 219 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,548 So, shall we go and play happy families? 220 00:11:35,558 --> 00:11:38,006 Yes. Great. 221 00:11:40,475 --> 00:11:41,882 Well done on Tom. 222 00:11:41,892 --> 00:11:44,381 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 223 00:11:44,391 --> 00:11:46,590 Tell me again why you're marrying him. 224 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,131 - Mom. Come on. - Joking. I like... 225 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,423 - I like him! - OK. 226 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:54,923 And I want to say I hope this can be nice. 227 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:57,256 I really appreciate your coming over here. 228 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,381 OK. It's no worries. 229 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:02,548 My travel agent specializes in guilt trips. 230 00:12:02,558 --> 00:12:04,131 Hey! Hey! 231 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,131 Apologies. Did I miss anything? 232 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:10,131 - No. - Happy day. 233 00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:13,757 Caroline Collingwood. Pleased to meet you. 234 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,298 Likewise, your excellency. 235 00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:18,298 Gregory Hirsch. 236 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:19,798 Greg! 237 00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:22,882 - You're Greg Egg. - Excuse me? 238 00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:24,632 You're Greg the Egg! 239 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:27,214 When you were born you looked like a little misshapen egg. 240 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:30,798 I... did... Yeah, I did hear tell of... 241 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:36,298 Oh, God. And your dad used to try and sleep with all the men in Sausalito. 242 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,423 How's your mother? 243 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,964 Uh, good. OK, yeah. 244 00:12:42,974 --> 00:12:45,923 Solvent, currently. Debt free. 245 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,340 Great. Come on in. 246 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,298 Come and see our little church. 247 00:12:52,308 --> 00:12:55,964 These are all my disreputable slave-owning ancestors. 248 00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:57,642 Very nice. 249 00:13:01,058 --> 00:13:03,923 - Oh, my God. Tom, did you see? - What, Greg? 250 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,882 - Did I see what? - That's the girl from Brooklyn. 251 00:13:06,892 --> 00:13:08,381 From your bachelor party. 252 00:13:08,391 --> 00:13:10,757 Who sucked your dick and made you swallow your load. 253 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:12,590 Greg, that's not very wedding-y. 254 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,256 - But that's her. - I know. 255 00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:17,340 Greg, her name is Tabitha, and she and Roman are dating. 256 00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:21,058 Which is cool. So please, do not act like an unsophisticated rube. 257 00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:24,131 - OK. Wow. - Yeah. 258 00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,673 He really liked her, and it's fine. 259 00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:27,381 It's just one of those weird urban things, 260 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,214 like when you go to see standup 261 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:31,089 and the comedian is your dentist. 262 00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:33,214 - OK? Yeah? - Yeah, yeah... Oh! 263 00:13:33,224 --> 00:13:35,048 - Hey! - Hey. 264 00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,632 - Hey! - So, 265 00:13:36,642 --> 00:13:39,183 - we should, uh, get going. - Yeah, let's do it. 266 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:44,683 I'm Willa, by the way. I'm Connor's partner. 267 00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:48,798 Fantastic. And what do you do, Willa? 268 00:13:48,808 --> 00:13:51,516 Oh, um, I'm a playwright. 269 00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:54,131 - Wow. Fantastic. - Yeah. 270 00:13:54,141 --> 00:13:56,632 - Thank you. - America. 271 00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:58,882 And what do you do, Connor? 272 00:13:58,892 --> 00:14:00,882 Well, um... 273 00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:04,715 Connor doesn't really do anything. 274 00:14:04,725 --> 00:14:06,224 Do you, Con? 275 00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:11,256 I think they're all gathered now, Patrick. 276 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,058 - Shall we? - What? 277 00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:16,892 What? 278 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,214 Shit. 279 00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:21,964 Just to get things straight, 280 00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:25,048 am I right that the father... I understand the father... 281 00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:26,340 Couldn't be bothered. 282 00:14:27,892 --> 00:14:29,548 He's... He's not well. He's not well. 283 00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:31,256 Yeah, that's the story. 284 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:33,058 Everyone remember the story. 285 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:39,256 So, uh, I will be performing the father role. 286 00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,224 Great. 287 00:14:49,642 --> 00:14:53,381 Listen, I didn't mean you don't do anything. Just... 288 00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:56,340 Well, that's a shame, because that's what you said. 289 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:59,256 No, you know, I mean, nothing like my writing. Nothing... 290 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,840 Safeguarding 30,000 acres of wilderness, that's nothing? 291 00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:06,298 Being on the verge of setting up a podcast on Napoleonic history 292 00:15:06,308 --> 00:15:09,256 with a considerable level of investment interest, that's nothing? 293 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:11,239 - No, sure, it's... - Crackin' the nut of happiness 294 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,173 like a modern day Thoreau, well, that's nothing. 295 00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:16,506 Con. You're great, OK? 296 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,715 You are. I... 297 00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:21,099 It was a dumb thing to say. 298 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,632 Well, here we are. 299 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:27,089 The ancestral home Caroline didn't inherit. 300 00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:29,798 The thorn in her side, the fishbone in her throat. 301 00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:32,642 When we were kids, she wouldn't even let us look at it. 302 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,632 What do you think? 303 00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:38,757 I mean, it's massive! 304 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,298 I hate it. 305 00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:43,423 - Hey, so, listen. - Mm-hmm? 306 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:45,798 You know the Canadians, right? 307 00:15:45,808 --> 00:15:47,256 Yves, et cetera? 308 00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,242 The pension fund guys? 309 00:15:49,253 --> 00:15:50,350 - Yeah. - Yeah. 310 00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:53,298 What do they think of me? 311 00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:56,298 How do you mean? What's the context? 312 00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:58,423 I can't give you context. 313 00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:01,224 OK. That's very interesting context. 314 00:16:02,516 --> 00:16:06,048 - Look, as a pal... - Uh-huh? 315 00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:11,673 Say there was a situation where private equity 316 00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:14,381 was trying to buy out a major media company 317 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,256 and install a new CEO. 318 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,089 - How would they view me? - Are you serious? 319 00:16:18,099 --> 00:16:21,089 Fuck. So what, they're co-investors? 320 00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:22,506 Come on, you know those guys. 321 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,506 Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion 322 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,715 I'm the real deal, 323 00:16:26,725 --> 00:16:28,715 or in training? 324 00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:32,798 And would there be room to wet the beak of an old pal 325 00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:35,757 - in such a situation? - Frank, too soon. Too soon. 326 00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,131 Get your hard-on out of my soup. 327 00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:38,157 OK. 328 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,673 - So? - Well... 329 00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:43,298 I think they have a lot of time for you, 330 00:16:43,308 --> 00:16:45,548 but there may be certain questions. 331 00:16:45,558 --> 00:16:48,048 - Oh, shit. - Well, you know, 332 00:16:48,058 --> 00:16:49,715 they think they're hot shots. 333 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:51,725 They make hard jokes. 334 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,465 As in? 335 00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:59,298 Well, sometimes when you were absent 336 00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:02,725 they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring." 337 00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:06,214 I don't even know what that means. 338 00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:08,840 I think it means they think of me as a cock ring 339 00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:10,964 made from calamari, Frank, 340 00:17:10,974 --> 00:17:12,757 it's pretty self-explanatory. 341 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,798 - So what do we say? - Well, I thought 342 00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:16,632 we were gonna say "illness." 343 00:17:16,642 --> 00:17:18,089 No, I don't like illness. Plays weak. 344 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,808 OK, we can say "busy." 345 00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:23,089 What prick's too busy to attend his own daughter's wedding? 346 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:25,006 OK, "family rift." 347 00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:28,923 But we background brief that Gil's campaign is like a cult. 348 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:33,590 "What is this grieving senator's mysterious hold on Shiv Roy?" 349 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,089 We sprinkle some of that. 350 00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:37,798 It makes her look weak. And it makes me look like I'm... 351 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:40,381 None of my kids have gone round the bend, or offed themselves. 352 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,590 We've always pushed that you're a good dad. 353 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,757 - Because? - Because you are a good dad. 354 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,006 So, if you don't want to say, I mean, 355 00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:52,673 work or illness or... 356 00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:54,964 rift, do we just... 357 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,506 Fuck it. There's no way out. 358 00:17:57,516 --> 00:17:59,423 I mean, if you want to go... 359 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,089 I don't want to go. 360 00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:05,214 But there's no other fucking way out. 361 00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:12,673 We can do whatever you want us to do, 362 00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:15,298 and I'm so sorry if you think we've done the wrong thing, 363 00:18:15,308 --> 00:18:17,798 but they literally just called and told us he was coming. 364 00:18:17,808 --> 00:18:21,006 - Who's coming? - Dad. And Marcia. 365 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:24,475 - Wait... Dad's coming... here? - Yeah. 366 00:18:26,141 --> 00:18:28,089 I thought you didn't want him to. 367 00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:29,131 I don't. 368 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,840 I mean, it's your wedding, so... 369 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,048 Yeah. I don't want him here. 370 00:18:32,058 --> 00:18:33,548 He's never apologized. 371 00:18:33,558 --> 00:18:35,632 But Marcia called Tom, and... 372 00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:37,715 And obviously I had to ask Shiv. 373 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,214 Meanwhile, she's already called Charlotte, 374 00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:42,590 - and they're on their way. - Dad's coming? 375 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,006 Is it about the launch? Is he concerned? 376 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:47,173 Yeah, I'm sure he's thinking about that 24/7. 377 00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:49,840 So, I mean, what are you gonna do? 378 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:53,506 - You could just say no. - Yeah. I could. 379 00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:56,340 But what, just get security to fucking stop him? 380 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,256 - Hold on. - I could do that. 381 00:18:58,266 --> 00:19:00,840 Yeah you could, but it might cause a funny atmosphere, 382 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,006 because he did pay for all this. 383 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,173 If he's got the stones to walk in here, what are we gonna do? 384 00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:08,964 Put the dogs on him? Tell him there's no seat, he's gotta stand? 385 00:19:08,974 --> 00:19:10,642 He's given us no choice. 386 00:19:12,308 --> 00:19:14,340 So now I hear he is coming. 387 00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:18,173 - Yeah. - Well, that's wonderful. 388 00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:20,048 - Oh, come on, Mom. - No, no. It's fine. 389 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,590 I just hope you won't forget about me 390 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,006 when your father arrives 391 00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:27,214 with the head of his Middle Eastern operations. 392 00:19:27,224 --> 00:19:29,882 - Marcia? - Yeah, Marcia. 393 00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:33,558 Do you still find her a bit...? You know. 394 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,757 Actually, we became quite close during Dad's illness. 395 00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:41,131 Oh, well. 396 00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:43,673 What a sweet little scene that must have been. 397 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,548 Very touching, I'm sure. 398 00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:49,048 - Actually, it's quite good. - Why? 399 00:19:49,058 --> 00:19:52,850 Just your being the second-most important person at your wedding. 400 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,006 Take the pressure off. 401 00:20:07,391 --> 00:20:10,256 Mm. Oh, this is delicious. 402 00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:12,131 Well, I'm very glad you like it. 403 00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:13,882 Because it cost a pretty penny. 404 00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:16,974 Well, it's delicious. It tastes like it. 405 00:20:19,099 --> 00:20:21,923 - Um, sorry. Just a second? - Oh, no. Of course. 406 00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,214 - Hi. Excuse me. - Hi there. 407 00:20:23,224 --> 00:20:26,340 Got any protein for us to use? 408 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,381 Protein? I'm not a fuckin' hen to lay you eggs. 409 00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:33,715 - I'm a strategist. - I know. It's just... Gil. 410 00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:36,381 - What? - He'd like a word. 411 00:20:36,391 --> 00:20:37,414 OK. 412 00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:54,964 - Hey. Hey! - Hey. How ya doin'? 413 00:20:54,974 --> 00:20:57,923 I gotta say, you knocked it out of the park with the wine. 414 00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,506 It's delicious. 415 00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:01,548 Gil. 416 00:21:01,558 --> 00:21:04,048 Listen, I don't mean to be overly dramatic, 417 00:21:04,058 --> 00:21:06,173 but I was assured when I accepted 418 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,882 that your father wouldn't be here. 419 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,590 I know. Plans changed, I was ambushed. 420 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,131 This is not OK from my POV, Siobhan. 421 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,632 This compromises me. 422 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:16,964 And you were very eager that Gil would come along. 423 00:21:16,974 --> 00:21:18,173 I mean, it's... 424 00:21:18,183 --> 00:21:19,798 Well, yeah, when I invited you 425 00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:21,673 I didn't realize it was gonna be a chore. 426 00:21:21,683 --> 00:21:23,173 He's just weighty, Shiv. 427 00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:25,298 He carries his gravity. 428 00:21:25,308 --> 00:21:27,465 He's not a man, he's a fucking planet. 429 00:21:27,475 --> 00:21:29,506 Look, there's no press, and there's no pictures. 430 00:21:29,516 --> 00:21:32,548 We got jammers and a fucking hawk to take out drones. 431 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:33,850 It'll be like it never happened. 432 00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:37,381 I hear you might have something explosive 433 00:21:37,391 --> 00:21:38,673 I can use. 434 00:21:38,683 --> 00:21:40,798 Yeah, maybe. I'm working on it. 435 00:21:40,808 --> 00:21:42,141 But just not yet. 436 00:21:43,725 --> 00:21:45,715 Let's destroy ATN, Shiv. 437 00:21:45,725 --> 00:21:48,173 Wouldn't that be a nice wedding gift 438 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:49,381 to the American people? 439 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,798 Oh, yeah, sure, 440 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:52,673 I'm just concerned about collateral damage. 441 00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:55,256 - Tom. - Tom? 442 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:57,256 - He'll be fine. - Says the man 443 00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:59,567 who has literally no idea what he's even talking about. 444 00:21:59,578 --> 00:22:00,923 Shiv, come on. 445 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:04,548 I have all the arguments on monopolies, and news, 446 00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:06,673 and the coarsening of the public sphere, 447 00:22:06,683 --> 00:22:09,048 but I kind of start falling asleep 448 00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:10,632 when I hear myself talk. 449 00:22:10,642 --> 00:22:13,340 Give me something salty, Shiv. Get me a stick of dynamite 450 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:15,506 I can shove up his fuckin' ass! 451 00:22:15,516 --> 00:22:17,048 OK, I get that. 452 00:22:17,058 --> 00:22:19,548 Come here. You know Gil. 453 00:22:19,558 --> 00:22:21,048 Yeah, sure. 454 00:22:21,058 --> 00:22:22,673 Pleased to meet you, Senator Eavis. 455 00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:24,465 Likewise. 456 00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:27,048 How are you finding it outside the evil empire? 457 00:22:27,058 --> 00:22:29,381 Oh, fine. I'm fine, thank you. 458 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,548 And how do you like it here in the lion's den? 459 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,131 Oh, I've been to zoos before. 460 00:22:33,141 --> 00:22:35,882 You like drinking our champagne? 461 00:22:35,892 --> 00:22:38,506 I'm a "champagne for all" guy, 462 00:22:38,516 --> 00:22:40,715 not a "gruel for all" guy. 463 00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:42,798 Hey, you know Senator Eavis. 464 00:22:42,808 --> 00:22:44,715 Sword of the dispossessed 465 00:22:44,725 --> 00:22:46,757 and lover of vintage champagne. 466 00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:49,173 I guess technically, I should take a swing at you. 467 00:22:49,183 --> 00:22:51,465 Technically, I should call you libelous scum. 468 00:22:51,475 --> 00:22:53,381 Are you gonna calm the shit-talk down, 469 00:22:53,391 --> 00:22:55,423 or are we gonna have to ramp things up? 470 00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:58,923 Is your dad gonna stop poisoning the discourse of our great republic? 471 00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:00,548 Have you got a laptop? 472 00:23:00,558 --> 00:23:03,256 Do you see the shit out there? We're the fucking good guys now. 473 00:23:03,266 --> 00:23:05,757 Join in, by the way. Feel free. 474 00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:07,423 No? 475 00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:10,590 Shiv? I mean, your guy here is shit-talkin' our company. 476 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,923 Oh, yeah, we don't talk about that. 477 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,256 That would be a conflict of interest. 478 00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:16,882 Oh, lies! 479 00:23:16,892 --> 00:23:19,214 Oh, 'cause you... Yeah, the lies. 480 00:23:19,224 --> 00:23:22,173 Can't wait for the big one tomorrow. Right? 481 00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:25,173 Well, these hands aren't gonna fuck themselves. 482 00:23:25,183 --> 00:23:27,974 Nice to meet you, Senator Beavis. 483 00:23:37,058 --> 00:23:39,381 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 484 00:23:39,391 --> 00:23:42,340 - Nice to finally meet you. - Tom Wambsgans. 485 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:44,173 Obviously. Nate. 486 00:23:44,183 --> 00:23:45,840 Uh-huh. Right. 487 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,173 Right. 488 00:23:47,183 --> 00:23:49,882 I just wanted to say thanks for having me. 489 00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:51,757 I'm Tabitha. 490 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,298 Hi. Well, I've heard very little about you. 491 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,340 What can I say? 492 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:57,381 Best man won. 493 00:23:57,391 --> 00:23:59,882 Ha ha. As in? 494 00:23:59,892 --> 00:24:01,632 You won the Shiv-off, pal. 495 00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:02,757 Good luck. 496 00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:05,642 Right. And who... who are you again? 497 00:24:06,974 --> 00:24:09,089 Nate? Sofrelli? 498 00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:12,131 Did she never... This is embarrassing. 499 00:24:12,141 --> 00:24:16,006 - Are you a pal of Kendall's? - Yes. 500 00:24:16,016 --> 00:24:18,006 - OK. Ah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 501 00:24:18,016 --> 00:24:20,632 And Shiv and I, uh, back in ancient history we... 502 00:24:20,642 --> 00:24:22,214 Oh, right. Oh! Oh, I see. 503 00:24:22,224 --> 00:24:23,798 Oh, OK, maybe she did. 504 00:24:23,808 --> 00:24:25,256 - Right. - Maybe she did. 505 00:24:25,266 --> 00:24:27,715 Ah. The best man won. 506 00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:29,683 Maybe. 507 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,798 There was an uncle who ended up living in Gibraltar with a monkey, 508 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:40,840 and he swindled my mom's grandpa. 509 00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:44,089 We used to come here as kids. She lives nearby. 510 00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:46,516 Oh, very good. Keep the wound fresh and all that. 511 00:24:48,642 --> 00:24:50,340 You know what, I'm gonna split. 512 00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:52,632 I can see my husband-to-be talking to my ex, 513 00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:54,506 and it's making me feel like I want to hurl. 514 00:24:54,516 --> 00:24:56,558 - So, great to meet you. - Yeah, fair. You too. 515 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,099 Have a good night. 516 00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:04,214 Just to say... 517 00:25:04,224 --> 00:25:07,590 so kind of your parents to have paid for all this delicious wine. 518 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,131 Oh, not at all, not at all. 519 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,214 They wanted to make a contribution, so... 520 00:25:11,224 --> 00:25:15,340 So clever the way they're letting every single person know. 521 00:25:15,350 --> 00:25:17,058 Oh. Oh, good... 522 00:25:21,725 --> 00:25:23,089 You OK? 523 00:25:23,099 --> 00:25:25,214 Yeah, I think I just got stabbed by your mom, 524 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:26,923 but I'm not completely sure. 525 00:25:26,933 --> 00:25:28,214 Oh, yeah, that's how it works. 526 00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:30,256 You'll bleed out in about an hour. 527 00:25:30,266 --> 00:25:33,381 Can I... Can I talk to you for... two seconds? 528 00:25:33,391 --> 00:25:35,058 Uh, yeah. 529 00:25:38,516 --> 00:25:40,715 So I just wanted to get you up here 530 00:25:40,725 --> 00:25:42,923 to talk about the table plans. 531 00:25:42,933 --> 00:25:45,506 Oh. And have you thought any more about... Ow! 532 00:25:45,516 --> 00:25:48,381 whether you want to tell me about the secret thing? 533 00:25:48,391 --> 00:25:50,757 And I just wanted to, uh, say... 534 00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:54,600 that I, uh, I did meet Nate. 535 00:25:57,266 --> 00:25:58,465 Oh, you... 536 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,391 You've met Nate before. I think. 537 00:26:01,933 --> 00:26:04,089 No? Oh. 538 00:26:04,099 --> 00:26:06,298 Uh... Oh, well, he's a... 539 00:26:06,308 --> 00:26:08,131 you know, he's a good colleague, 540 00:26:08,141 --> 00:26:10,715 and, uh, he's a friend of Kendall's. 541 00:26:10,725 --> 00:26:12,882 They ran around in Shanghai together. 542 00:26:12,892 --> 00:26:14,256 And he's a dick. 543 00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:15,590 Well, he's OK, but he has 544 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,548 a certain dickish quality about him. 545 00:26:17,558 --> 00:26:21,214 I think I've mentioned him... 546 00:26:21,224 --> 00:26:22,850 to you before. 547 00:26:29,683 --> 00:26:31,308 Look, Shiv, uh... 548 00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:35,131 Is this real? 549 00:26:35,141 --> 00:26:37,465 What do you... What do you mean? 550 00:26:37,475 --> 00:26:40,923 Am I... Am I a total jerk? 551 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,590 - Uh... - Do you really want to do this? 552 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,590 'Cause we don't have to. 553 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,298 Do this? 554 00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:51,089 - All the people are here. - Yeah. 555 00:26:51,099 --> 00:26:53,632 And... besides, I want to. 556 00:26:53,642 --> 00:26:55,516 I do... I do want to. 557 00:26:56,642 --> 00:26:58,642 I mean, is this... 558 00:26:59,892 --> 00:27:01,798 W-What level are we on? 559 00:27:01,808 --> 00:27:03,298 Are you fucking around on me? 560 00:27:03,308 --> 00:27:05,632 - Tom. - Honestly? 561 00:27:05,642 --> 00:27:07,923 This Nate... 562 00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:10,016 you know, I can... 563 00:27:11,683 --> 00:27:13,340 I can... There are vibes. 564 00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:17,673 Oh, Tom. What, as soon as two colleagues are close... 565 00:27:17,683 --> 00:27:19,840 D.C. loves gossip. 566 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:20,964 No, sure. 567 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,506 Sometimes there are rumors, 568 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:26,214 and people, you know, they're not fucking. 569 00:27:26,224 --> 00:27:28,016 But sometimes they totally are. 570 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,683 Honestly? 571 00:27:38,266 --> 00:27:39,850 This is real. 572 00:27:42,183 --> 00:27:44,516 I'm not fucking around on you. 573 00:27:53,974 --> 00:27:56,381 Well, I trust you. 574 00:27:56,391 --> 00:27:58,016 Good. 575 00:27:59,558 --> 00:28:01,882 Thank you. 576 00:28:01,892 --> 00:28:04,548 And that put... puts my mind at rest. 577 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,767 So... 578 00:28:10,725 --> 00:28:13,882 You know, when... 579 00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:17,224 when we met, I was in such a mess. 580 00:28:19,808 --> 00:28:22,516 I need you. Hmm? 581 00:28:24,099 --> 00:28:25,433 I do. 582 00:28:29,933 --> 00:28:31,391 I... 583 00:28:33,350 --> 00:28:35,964 If you want to know about the secret stuff, 584 00:28:35,974 --> 00:28:38,642 the cruise line stuff, I'll tell you. 585 00:28:41,058 --> 00:28:42,964 Because we have to be able to trust. 586 00:28:42,974 --> 00:28:44,089 Right? 587 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,298 Yeah? 588 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,099 Yeah, that'd be great. 589 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,089 - Hey. Hey. How ya doin'? - Hi. 590 00:29:02,099 --> 00:29:05,506 - Where are the kids? - They're upstairs. 591 00:29:05,516 --> 00:29:06,798 - Cool. - They're sleeping. 592 00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:08,632 - Yeah. Right. - I saw Shiv. 593 00:29:08,642 --> 00:29:10,757 How are the happy couple? OK? 594 00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:13,715 Good, you know, maintaining the veneer. 595 00:29:13,725 --> 00:29:15,964 Mm-hmm. You OK? 596 00:29:15,974 --> 00:29:19,048 I'm fantastic. I did, like, 597 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:22,632 120 push-ups this morning, so, yeah, I think I'm OK. 598 00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:24,964 Wow. Wow. You did 120 push-ups. 599 00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:26,704 Rava, I just have a lot goin' on right now. 600 00:29:32,016 --> 00:29:33,632 It's not... 601 00:29:33,642 --> 00:29:36,475 not one of your more relaxing interludes? 602 00:29:38,308 --> 00:29:40,131 Yeah. It's not. 603 00:29:40,141 --> 00:29:43,673 I'm, uh, I'm a big fuckin' stress knot. What can I tell you? 604 00:29:43,683 --> 00:29:47,099 I probably have a tumor eating me inside-out. 605 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,308 You want another drink? 606 00:29:52,099 --> 00:29:54,423 Your lawyers have gotten a little quiet on me, 607 00:29:54,433 --> 00:29:55,757 so I'm just wondering if that's... 608 00:29:55,767 --> 00:29:57,131 Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. 609 00:29:57,141 --> 00:29:59,340 Can you maybe give them a little nudge? 610 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:00,350 Sure. 611 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:04,006 I'll give them a nudge. 612 00:30:04,016 --> 00:30:06,548 Ken. Ken. 613 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,715 - I know you... - Oh, yeah, you do? 614 00:30:11,725 --> 00:30:12,923 - Yeah, I know you. - Really. 615 00:30:12,933 --> 00:30:15,590 And if you want to talk, I am here. 616 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,757 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 617 00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:19,141 Well, I'm good. 618 00:30:26,350 --> 00:30:27,882 Yeah, you know what, 619 00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:29,673 the truth is my lawyers are stonewalling 620 00:30:29,683 --> 00:30:32,381 because your lawyers are trying to fuck me over. 621 00:30:32,391 --> 00:30:35,381 So shall we just leave it to them, 622 00:30:35,391 --> 00:30:38,256 and then you and me can just flirt 623 00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:41,673 and you can do your whole la-dee-fuckin'-da smile 624 00:30:41,683 --> 00:30:45,006 and we can just be all chummy and everything because I love all that shit? 625 00:30:45,016 --> 00:30:47,340 Have a fuckin' line if you need one that badly. 626 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:48,381 Yeah, I will, OK? 627 00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:49,757 - Fuck you. - Thanks. 628 00:30:49,767 --> 00:30:51,798 Everything isn't what you think. You know? 629 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:54,761 You can't see inside me just 'cause I've told you the occasional... 630 00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:04,433 Sorry. 631 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,511 Well, well, well. What the fuck's going on here? 632 00:31:27,522 --> 00:31:30,006 This looks mighty fucking cozy. 633 00:31:30,016 --> 00:31:32,673 Um... hi. Hi, Kendall. 634 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,840 - Hi. - We were just... 635 00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:37,798 well, we were just saying that I think that the first time I came here 636 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,089 was back when you guys were kids, like... 637 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,757 maybe 1986, I think? 638 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:43,757 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. - Remember that? 639 00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:47,131 Right. Great. 640 00:31:47,141 --> 00:31:50,923 Sorry. I'm sorry. I should, uh... 641 00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:52,590 circulate. 642 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,214 - OK. - All rightie. 643 00:31:54,224 --> 00:31:56,266 - We'll see ya later. - Yep. 644 00:31:59,016 --> 00:32:03,423 Well, I'm happy to tell, but do we have to do it tonight? 645 00:32:03,433 --> 00:32:06,757 You know, 'cause it's about the corporate cover-up of crimes 646 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:09,089 and institutionalized sexual abuse. 647 00:32:09,099 --> 00:32:10,548 Oh, fuck. 648 00:32:10,558 --> 00:32:14,465 Well... bad for Dad. Great for Gil. 649 00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:16,840 It's not very "wedding-y." 650 00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:18,808 Yeah, still... 651 00:32:21,642 --> 00:32:23,798 OK. So... 652 00:32:25,475 --> 00:32:27,298 there were payoffs, 653 00:32:27,308 --> 00:32:29,214 there was... 654 00:32:29,224 --> 00:32:32,173 legal and semi-illegal intimidation... 655 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:35,131 And do you personally have plausible deniability? 656 00:32:35,141 --> 00:32:36,964 Yes, I think so. Yeah. 657 00:32:36,974 --> 00:32:38,506 Digital deep-clean, 658 00:32:38,516 --> 00:32:40,548 and I shredded the paper material. 659 00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:42,089 - Great. - An outside team. 660 00:32:42,099 --> 00:32:44,423 And inside, signed the paper out... Greg. 661 00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:45,757 - Greg. - Yeah. 662 00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:47,465 Just thought family would be safest, 663 00:32:47,475 --> 00:32:49,006 and Greg's expendable. You know. 664 00:32:49,016 --> 00:32:51,798 What, you'd... kill Greg? 665 00:32:51,808 --> 00:32:53,923 No. But you know, he's family, right? 666 00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:56,308 - So we shut him up. - Yeah, OK, right. 667 00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:00,715 What are you gonna do with this? 668 00:33:00,725 --> 00:33:03,006 'Cause if I give you the details, 669 00:33:03,016 --> 00:33:05,892 it could really hurt me, Shiv. 670 00:33:08,183 --> 00:33:11,141 You're not gonna let me get hurt? 671 00:33:13,183 --> 00:33:14,224 No. 672 00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:18,642 I'll need specifics. 673 00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:21,882 OK. 674 00:33:21,892 --> 00:33:23,350 So... 675 00:33:24,516 --> 00:33:25,516 So. 676 00:34:05,683 --> 00:34:07,558 Keep him away from me. 677 00:34:11,808 --> 00:34:16,391 Your father's making a subtle entrance... as I see. 678 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,131 Hey. 679 00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:25,048 Come on. Forbidden fruit. 680 00:34:25,058 --> 00:34:26,256 Nate. 681 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:28,882 Has the chicken laid the egg? 682 00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:31,308 Uh, no. Not yet. No joy. 683 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,266 Look at you. 684 00:34:43,475 --> 00:34:45,423 I'm desperate to make you concentrate 685 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:48,381 on nothing but me for just 15 minutes. 686 00:34:48,391 --> 00:34:50,808 You think I used to concentrate on you? 687 00:34:53,183 --> 00:34:54,308 Nate. 688 00:35:11,558 --> 00:35:14,298 So, Greg Egg. 689 00:35:14,308 --> 00:35:16,548 How long do you give it? 690 00:35:16,558 --> 00:35:18,048 I'm sorry? 691 00:35:18,058 --> 00:35:20,757 The marriage. How long do you give it? 692 00:35:22,516 --> 00:35:25,381 Is there doubt afoot? 693 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:29,006 I mean, I for one think they look solid as a rock. 694 00:35:29,016 --> 00:35:31,850 But there you go, I'm just an old romantic. 695 00:35:38,016 --> 00:35:39,141 Yeah, yeah! 696 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,058 - Here we are. - Thank you. 697 00:36:06,808 --> 00:36:08,850 - Hello. - Hey. 698 00:36:10,642 --> 00:36:13,715 I'm feeling... much better. 699 00:36:13,725 --> 00:36:15,882 He's much improved. 700 00:36:15,892 --> 00:36:17,048 Great. 701 00:36:17,058 --> 00:36:19,131 Though you weren't actually invited. 702 00:36:19,141 --> 00:36:21,715 Maybe I can get them to make you an omelet and find you a chair. 703 00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:25,757 I think usually the ones who are paying get a chair, no? 704 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,923 Oh. I didn't realize you'd contributed, Marcia. 705 00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:30,892 So rude of me. Thank you. 706 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,715 Let's get to the fuckin' room, shall we? 707 00:36:35,725 --> 00:36:38,131 How is the big man? Well, well, well. 708 00:36:38,141 --> 00:36:40,381 It's good to see you. You good? 709 00:36:40,391 --> 00:36:43,048 All good. Everything is good, acquisition-wise. 710 00:36:43,058 --> 00:36:46,214 All we have to do is shut down the voice of the fuckin' people over there. 711 00:36:46,224 --> 00:36:48,433 Oh, there he is. 712 00:36:56,725 --> 00:36:59,099 - Will you excuse me? - Absolutely. 713 00:37:11,433 --> 00:37:12,767 Kendall. 714 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,725 Hey, Dad. 715 00:37:17,183 --> 00:37:19,298 So, what about it, son? 716 00:37:19,308 --> 00:37:22,298 You want to jump out of the trenches and play a game of soccer? 717 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:26,173 Can I bring you some corn to get you through the winter? 718 00:37:26,183 --> 00:37:28,600 How ya doin'? What's the news? 719 00:37:30,141 --> 00:37:31,350 Oh, keepin' busy. 720 00:37:34,808 --> 00:37:38,590 You need a reference for your résumé? 721 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,381 Relatively punctual. 722 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:42,850 Prone to bouts of insubordination. 723 00:37:44,808 --> 00:37:46,308 Yeah, well, you know. 724 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:51,048 So... 725 00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:54,673 how long are you gonna fuck about on the outside? 726 00:37:54,683 --> 00:37:57,131 Uh-huh. You recruiting? 727 00:37:57,141 --> 00:38:01,350 What, new Head of Being Continually Thwarted? 728 00:38:07,266 --> 00:38:10,089 How would a TV network suit you? Huh? 729 00:38:10,099 --> 00:38:13,590 One of the big guys when I land it. 730 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,214 Could that work? 731 00:38:15,224 --> 00:38:18,256 You feelin' the heat on your own? 732 00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:19,548 Yeah? A little? 733 00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:22,006 You want me back? Like to... 734 00:38:22,016 --> 00:38:24,016 Like to put that in a press release? 735 00:38:27,016 --> 00:38:29,308 I'm just a lovely guy. 736 00:38:43,183 --> 00:38:44,923 Can you top me up, please? 737 00:38:44,933 --> 00:38:48,423 So? What was all that about, cocksucker? 738 00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:52,350 Oh, he was just telling me what a sensational job you're doing. 739 00:38:54,350 --> 00:38:55,725 Fuck you. 740 00:38:56,974 --> 00:38:58,548 Did he mention the launch? 741 00:38:58,558 --> 00:39:01,006 Does he know that I've accelerated? 742 00:39:02,308 --> 00:39:04,798 Say something fuckin' funny? 743 00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:06,964 - Hello. - Oh. 744 00:39:06,974 --> 00:39:08,715 Caroline Collingwood. Mother of the bride. 745 00:39:08,725 --> 00:39:10,131 Oh. Hi, I'm Stewy. 746 00:39:10,141 --> 00:39:12,256 So, how long do you give it? 747 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:14,715 Uh, I'd say forever. 748 00:39:14,725 --> 00:39:18,506 Or until Shiv goes away for the week, whichever comes first. 749 00:39:18,516 --> 00:39:19,673 Excuse me. 750 00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:21,923 You... beast. 751 00:39:21,933 --> 00:39:24,131 Hi. Mom. I hear you're asking 752 00:39:24,141 --> 00:39:25,381 "how long you give it." 753 00:39:25,391 --> 00:39:27,173 Just a cheeky icebreaker. 754 00:39:27,183 --> 00:39:29,048 OK, well, it's pretty fuckin' horrible. 755 00:39:29,058 --> 00:39:30,381 It's not all about you, Shiv. 756 00:39:30,391 --> 00:39:32,381 Other people need something to say. 757 00:39:32,391 --> 00:39:36,465 OK, well, can you ask them about the price of fucking fish instead? 758 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,506 I like your girlfriend, Ro. 759 00:39:38,516 --> 00:39:41,214 Oh, thank you. I met her at a sex party 760 00:39:41,224 --> 00:39:43,089 where she was giving the groom a blowjob. 761 00:39:44,558 --> 00:39:47,715 - You should marry that one. - Excuse me? 762 00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:49,923 And Shiv, stop taking everything so seriously. 763 00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:51,757 I'm trying to sparkle. 764 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:54,923 When people ask me how long I give it, I say forever. 765 00:39:54,933 --> 00:39:57,048 - OK, well... - It will be forever. 766 00:39:57,058 --> 00:39:59,266 - Well, thank you. - Or it'll feel like forever. 767 00:40:01,391 --> 00:40:03,006 She says she's being impish. 768 00:40:03,016 --> 00:40:04,632 She's being a stone cold bitch. 769 00:40:07,308 --> 00:40:10,214 Hey, you want to meet up later tonight? All together? 770 00:40:10,224 --> 00:40:11,933 - At the place? - Yeah. 771 00:40:14,058 --> 00:40:15,725 So, uh... 772 00:40:18,224 --> 00:40:19,673 you talked to the white whale? 773 00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:21,089 What'd he have to say? 774 00:40:21,099 --> 00:40:22,632 Nothing. I mean, 775 00:40:22,642 --> 00:40:24,381 he's just shoring up his position. 776 00:40:24,391 --> 00:40:26,465 It's not real. He's under pressure. 777 00:40:26,475 --> 00:40:29,131 Are you good? No wobbles, right? You OK? 778 00:40:29,141 --> 00:40:33,465 I'm not gonna get coldcocked here, am I? 779 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,089 'Cause I heard from Frank 780 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,355 the Canadians might not be too keen on me. 781 00:40:37,366 --> 00:40:39,131 You talked to the fucking grandfather clock? 782 00:40:39,141 --> 00:40:40,256 Has he signed anything? 783 00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:43,131 No, that would just be rude. 784 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:45,214 I mean, he... he... he... 785 00:40:45,224 --> 00:40:46,798 he used to give me flying lessons 786 00:40:46,808 --> 00:40:48,173 in his fuckin' Cessna. 787 00:40:48,183 --> 00:40:49,465 Come on, man. 788 00:40:49,475 --> 00:40:51,381 You're not a little prince anymore. 789 00:40:51,391 --> 00:40:54,131 Don't rely on Sir Talky of Fuckchester, please. 790 00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:55,548 He's good, Stewy. 791 00:40:59,516 --> 00:41:02,340 Are we working upstate, or... 792 00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:05,798 Ah. Mr. Fuckhead, I presume. 793 00:41:05,808 --> 00:41:09,798 Logan Roy, Logan Roy, Logan Roy. 794 00:41:09,808 --> 00:41:11,632 Are we allowed to talk? 795 00:41:11,642 --> 00:41:15,673 I've nothing but admiration for you personally, Mr. Roy. 796 00:41:15,683 --> 00:41:17,089 Oh, really? 797 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,840 It's the sort of thing you say, isn't it? 798 00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:21,340 Ooh. Classy. 799 00:41:21,350 --> 00:41:25,715 So, what is it you've got against me? 800 00:41:25,725 --> 00:41:27,465 You're the one making it personal. 801 00:41:27,475 --> 00:41:29,340 I'm just trying to do my job, 802 00:41:29,350 --> 00:41:31,173 think of everyone, not just myself. 803 00:41:31,183 --> 00:41:33,506 The interest of each is the good of all. 804 00:41:33,516 --> 00:41:34,805 That is the whole of the law. 805 00:41:34,816 --> 00:41:36,673 You don't need to remind me of my Adam Smith. 806 00:41:36,683 --> 00:41:39,423 - I taught economics. - Where? Kindergarten? 807 00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,340 What about "From each according to his ability, 808 00:41:42,350 --> 00:41:43,840 to each according to his need"? 809 00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:46,089 What about, and this isn't me talking, 810 00:41:46,099 --> 00:41:48,632 but what about me, Mr. Fucking Ability, 811 00:41:48,642 --> 00:41:50,048 busting my chops 812 00:41:50,058 --> 00:41:51,298 in my auto shop 813 00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:54,715 so that some needy fuck from the projects 814 00:41:54,725 --> 00:41:56,506 can jack off on my time? 815 00:41:56,516 --> 00:41:58,048 That's the issue, I'm afraid. 816 00:41:58,058 --> 00:42:00,757 Well, I find that a very reductive view of human nature. 817 00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:02,381 I didn't make human nature, 818 00:42:02,391 --> 00:42:04,715 but I do know what they read and what they watch. 819 00:42:04,725 --> 00:42:08,548 I make my nut off what people really want. 820 00:42:08,558 --> 00:42:10,340 Don't tell me about people. 821 00:42:10,350 --> 00:42:13,350 I'd go flat broke in a week if I didn't. 822 00:42:17,141 --> 00:42:19,058 Nice to meet you, Senator. 823 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,933 Yeah. 824 00:42:26,099 --> 00:42:28,298 Sleep well, Dad. 825 00:42:28,308 --> 00:42:30,256 - Night. - Thank you. 826 00:42:30,266 --> 00:42:33,423 Might be your last good one for a decade or so. 827 00:42:34,767 --> 00:42:37,757 The cruise situation. 828 00:42:37,767 --> 00:42:39,882 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 829 00:42:39,892 --> 00:42:41,089 Yeah, sure. 830 00:42:41,099 --> 00:42:42,923 Well, you might soon. 831 00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,224 Unless... 832 00:42:50,933 --> 00:42:54,798 You could afford to be un peu plus agréable, Siobhan. 833 00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:56,673 You don't understand, Marcia. 834 00:42:56,683 --> 00:43:01,423 Well, I know when I see a spoiled slut. 835 00:43:01,433 --> 00:43:02,673 Excuse me? 836 00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:04,141 Tu m'entends. 837 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:07,423 What the fuck? Who are you? 838 00:43:07,433 --> 00:43:09,798 Apart from a machine for gathering power? 839 00:43:09,808 --> 00:43:13,131 You don't know how vulnerable a human being can be. 840 00:43:13,141 --> 00:43:14,289 Oh, for fuck's sake. 841 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,006 Have you ever had a fucking grapefruit without an agenda? 842 00:43:17,016 --> 00:43:18,673 He made you a playground, 843 00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:20,632 and you think it's a whole world. 844 00:43:20,642 --> 00:43:22,882 Well, va te faire foutre. 845 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:25,465 Go out and see how you like it. 846 00:43:25,475 --> 00:43:26,475 Fuck off. 847 00:43:34,308 --> 00:43:36,465 Well, you two seem to be the best of friends. 848 00:43:36,475 --> 00:43:37,798 Don't. 849 00:43:37,808 --> 00:43:40,798 Aw, come on. It's OK. 850 00:43:40,808 --> 00:43:42,642 Hey. Pinky. 851 00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:46,183 Someone will be in touch. 852 00:43:49,016 --> 00:43:50,516 Great. 853 00:43:51,850 --> 00:43:53,715 Mmwahh. 854 00:43:55,350 --> 00:43:58,381 You know, you're fuckin' great. 855 00:43:58,391 --> 00:44:00,214 Thank you! 856 00:44:00,224 --> 00:44:01,757 You're not a head fuck. 857 00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:03,985 Or a bitch or a leech. 858 00:44:05,016 --> 00:44:07,006 You say such pretty things. 859 00:44:07,016 --> 00:44:10,131 You never once asked to stay over... 860 00:44:10,141 --> 00:44:13,340 or how it works with my dad, or the trust, 861 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:17,006 or what my stake is, you know? 862 00:44:17,016 --> 00:44:20,058 I'm just pathologically incurious. 863 00:44:23,808 --> 00:44:25,974 What if I was prepared to marry you? 864 00:44:27,892 --> 00:44:29,465 Hello? 865 00:44:29,475 --> 00:44:32,048 Hiya. 866 00:44:32,058 --> 00:44:33,548 - Right. - What? 867 00:44:33,558 --> 00:44:35,590 Shiv's getting married, 868 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,340 Kendall got married... 869 00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:40,131 I see. So, how about you come down off of Mt. Olympus 870 00:44:40,141 --> 00:44:42,006 and propose to a mere mortal? 871 00:44:42,016 --> 00:44:43,548 Yeah, what if? 872 00:44:43,558 --> 00:44:45,882 - No. - No? 873 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:48,214 - Crazy. - Why is this crazy? 874 00:44:48,224 --> 00:44:52,006 Because this isn't a normal relationship. 875 00:44:52,016 --> 00:44:53,214 Why? 876 00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:56,715 Well, um, for one thing, 877 00:44:56,725 --> 00:44:58,715 we never fuck. 878 00:44:58,725 --> 00:45:00,465 Oh, yeah, we do. 879 00:45:00,475 --> 00:45:02,214 - No, we don't. - Yeah, come on, 880 00:45:02,224 --> 00:45:04,256 yeah, we do, we've been busy, that's all. 881 00:45:04,266 --> 00:45:08,548 No, you, like, kind of jerked off near me, once. 882 00:45:08,558 --> 00:45:10,214 There's no need to be disgusting. 883 00:45:10,224 --> 00:45:12,923 To be honest, Roman, I've had more sexual contact 884 00:45:12,933 --> 00:45:14,840 with the groom than I have with you. 885 00:45:14,850 --> 00:45:16,465 I asked you not to talk about that. 886 00:45:16,475 --> 00:45:18,159 I've slept with a lot of guys, Roman Roy, 887 00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:20,173 and if that is gonna be a problem, you better say. 888 00:45:20,183 --> 00:45:22,340 It's not gonna be a problem, it's Tom's. 889 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:24,391 You want to get married or not? 890 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:30,048 Babe. 891 00:45:30,058 --> 00:45:33,767 Do you think this is the way to get someone to stay? 892 00:45:39,808 --> 00:45:42,715 Hey-hey, Gerri. 893 00:45:42,725 --> 00:45:45,173 Thank you for meeting me here. 894 00:45:45,183 --> 00:45:46,340 Uh-huh. What is this? 895 00:45:46,350 --> 00:45:48,256 Uh, just a chat. 896 00:45:48,266 --> 00:45:50,131 Right. It's your wedding; 897 00:45:50,141 --> 00:45:52,173 why do I feel like I'm about to get fucked? 898 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:55,340 OK, it's late. Here's the situation. 899 00:45:55,350 --> 00:45:57,798 I know all about the cruise division horror show. 900 00:45:57,808 --> 00:45:59,798 And the cover-up. 901 00:45:59,808 --> 00:46:01,298 And Gil wants to go to town on you, 902 00:46:01,308 --> 00:46:02,757 but maybe I can get him to hold off 903 00:46:02,767 --> 00:46:05,006 if ATN stops the personal stuff. 904 00:46:05,016 --> 00:46:06,048 Gil's wife. 905 00:46:06,058 --> 00:46:08,423 You want us to stop attacking him? 906 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,548 Poor liddle fwagile pwesidential candidate. 907 00:46:10,558 --> 00:46:13,632 No, keep attacking him all through the primaries, 908 00:46:13,642 --> 00:46:15,632 fire up our base, and then just back off 909 00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:16,816 for the general. 910 00:46:16,827 --> 00:46:19,172 They're journalists, Shiv, not remote-controlled little... 911 00:46:19,183 --> 00:46:21,632 Yeah, sure they are. I just feel confident that, you know, 912 00:46:21,642 --> 00:46:25,131 a little public comment or two from my dad, an email, 913 00:46:25,141 --> 00:46:27,256 and the minions realign pretty quick. 914 00:46:28,974 --> 00:46:31,808 So you are, um... 915 00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:33,173 just to be clear... 916 00:46:33,183 --> 00:46:34,632 Oh, yeah. No, I'm bullying you. 917 00:46:34,642 --> 00:46:36,173 Yes. I'm blackmailing you. 918 00:46:36,183 --> 00:46:37,886 I'm threatening to destroy my father, 919 00:46:37,897 --> 00:46:40,258 - however you want to put it. - And you're happy with that? 920 00:46:40,269 --> 00:46:42,840 Oh, come on, it is what it is. 921 00:46:42,850 --> 00:46:45,964 You used to be such a nice girl. 922 00:46:45,974 --> 00:46:48,089 - And Tom needs to be clean. - Oh. 923 00:46:48,099 --> 00:46:51,423 Move him on, move him up... maybe abroad. 924 00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:53,089 Clean hands. 925 00:46:53,099 --> 00:46:54,673 You're very pushy, missy. 926 00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:56,974 Thank you, fairy godmother. 927 00:46:58,642 --> 00:47:01,089 And if I was authorized to accept, 928 00:47:01,099 --> 00:47:03,882 can you get Mr. Smith to fuck off back to Washington 929 00:47:03,892 --> 00:47:06,298 and not pull down his pants to show off his amazing morals? 930 00:47:06,308 --> 00:47:09,006 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can persuade him that a dirty LBJ 931 00:47:09,016 --> 00:47:12,173 gets more done than a clean McGovern. 932 00:47:14,767 --> 00:47:16,882 OK, well, good night. 933 00:47:16,892 --> 00:47:18,882 Hey. 934 00:47:18,892 --> 00:47:23,048 No marriage advice from my dear old godmother? 935 00:47:23,058 --> 00:47:26,964 I don't know. I was never very good at all that. 936 00:47:26,974 --> 00:47:28,840 My husband died. 937 00:47:28,850 --> 00:47:30,892 Don't let him die? 938 00:47:35,183 --> 00:47:37,923 OK, what is this? I was in the middle of a conversation. 939 00:47:37,933 --> 00:47:40,798 Dude, I am super-sorry. Jess, could you give us a second? 940 00:47:40,808 --> 00:47:42,173 No. Stew? Seriously. 941 00:47:42,183 --> 00:47:43,683 Ken, I got... I got Sandy on the line. 942 00:47:46,058 --> 00:47:47,516 Sandy? 943 00:47:49,516 --> 00:47:51,006 - Fuck. - What is it? 944 00:47:51,017 --> 00:47:52,203 He can tell you. 945 00:47:52,214 --> 00:47:54,313 You can say, Stew. What's with the theatrics? 946 00:47:54,324 --> 00:47:56,173 Can you hold for Mr. Furness? 947 00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:57,840 He was just there. Where'd he go? 948 00:47:57,850 --> 00:48:00,089 You're not gonna say? Seriously? 949 00:48:00,099 --> 00:48:02,048 Is this the coldcock? 950 00:48:02,058 --> 00:48:03,964 I think it's just best that he tell you. That's all. 951 00:48:03,974 --> 00:48:05,798 You're such a pussy. 952 00:48:05,808 --> 00:48:09,089 Is... Is it... Is this, uh, Canadian shit? 953 00:48:09,099 --> 00:48:12,590 Um... it's about that bear hug letter. 954 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,340 - Starting the takeover? - OK. 955 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:17,757 An acceleration. 956 00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:21,381 No, no, no. No, no, no. Fuck off. 957 00:48:21,391 --> 00:48:23,256 This weekend. 958 00:48:23,266 --> 00:48:25,423 - Hello, Sandy? - At my sister's wedding? 959 00:48:25,433 --> 00:48:28,590 Are you insane? What do you want this to be, 960 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,465 One Wedding and Four Fuckin' Funerals? 961 00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:32,048 Hello? 962 00:48:32,058 --> 00:48:34,048 Hi. Yeah, he told me already. 963 00:48:34,058 --> 00:48:37,006 No, absolutely not, no way, no. No! Fuck this! 964 00:48:37,016 --> 00:48:41,006 Listen, but you told Frank Vernon. 965 00:48:41,016 --> 00:48:43,214 I t... I... 966 00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:45,006 That has... I... I hinted. 967 00:48:45,016 --> 00:48:47,214 We've been contacted by a reporter, 968 00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:49,340 and they know something's cooking. 969 00:48:49,350 --> 00:48:52,590 We have to go tomorrow or risk a leak, 970 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,475 which kills us. 971 00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:58,256 No. N... We're all together, OK? 972 00:48:58,266 --> 00:49:00,548 This is... This is not a good time. 973 00:49:00,558 --> 00:49:02,757 Well, it really is a good time. 974 00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:05,006 Your dad's out of the loop in the UK, 975 00:49:05,016 --> 00:49:06,433 we catch him off-guard. 976 00:49:09,183 --> 00:49:10,298 No. 977 00:49:10,308 --> 00:49:15,798 I... I need to, uh, you know, pr... 978 00:49:15,808 --> 00:49:17,381 p-p-p-prepare. 979 00:49:17,391 --> 00:49:19,006 Uh, I... I... 980 00:49:19,016 --> 00:49:21,006 Sandy, I need... 981 00:49:21,016 --> 00:49:22,214 prep time. 982 00:49:22,224 --> 00:49:24,006 OK? F-For the approach. 983 00:49:24,016 --> 00:49:27,673 You can't make an omelet without breaking some dicks. 984 00:49:27,683 --> 00:49:29,840 Look, I'm sorry. OK? 985 00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:31,840 We'll be in touch with the letter, 986 00:49:31,850 --> 00:49:35,089 and let's close-coordinate on the minute it's presented. 987 00:49:35,099 --> 00:49:38,256 OK? Thanks, kid. 988 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:41,391 Motherfucker. 989 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,548 - Hey. How ya doin'? - Hey. 990 00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:59,506 Where's Con? 991 00:49:59,516 --> 00:50:01,006 - Uh... - Did...? 992 00:50:01,016 --> 00:50:04,214 - Con? Was he invited? - Did you tell him? 993 00:50:04,224 --> 00:50:06,964 - Oh... Come on. What? - Oh. 994 00:50:06,974 --> 00:50:08,923 You want me to get him? I told Willa. 995 00:50:08,933 --> 00:50:11,048 Uh... my... 996 00:50:11,058 --> 00:50:12,757 Fucking hell! 997 00:50:12,767 --> 00:50:14,558 Why did you get in the boat? 998 00:50:17,558 --> 00:50:19,340 No, I'm good. I got shit to do. 999 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,381 What?! Why are we here? 1000 00:50:21,391 --> 00:50:23,840 I thought this was for old times. 1001 00:50:23,850 --> 00:50:25,923 - Uh... - No? 1002 00:50:25,933 --> 00:50:28,298 What about you, you wanna smoke my jay? 1003 00:50:28,308 --> 00:50:31,465 No, I got shit to do too. A lot cookin'. 1004 00:50:31,475 --> 00:50:33,048 What the fuck! Really? 1005 00:50:33,058 --> 00:50:34,964 All right, one hit. 1006 00:50:34,974 --> 00:50:36,923 There we go, motherfucker. 1007 00:50:39,058 --> 00:50:40,214 Diss. 1008 00:50:40,224 --> 00:50:42,558 - Intercepted. - Old times. 1009 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,214 So listen, guys, um... 1010 00:50:48,224 --> 00:50:50,840 I do have something I need to tell you. 1011 00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:54,006 Um... I was at Mom's earlier, 1012 00:50:54,016 --> 00:50:56,590 she had me going through her papers and stuff, 1013 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,131 sortin' through some shit, 1014 00:50:58,141 --> 00:51:01,882 and it turns out, uh, Shiv... 1015 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:04,214 you're adopted. 1016 00:51:04,224 --> 00:51:07,632 And Ken? You're adopted. 1017 00:51:07,642 --> 00:51:09,673 And Connor is obviously adopted. 1018 00:51:09,683 --> 00:51:12,256 And so all that shit's comin' to me, 1019 00:51:12,266 --> 00:51:13,715 so you can fuck off. 1020 00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:16,465 I'm sorry, I don't know why I asked you down here. 1021 00:51:16,475 --> 00:51:17,798 No, it's good. 1022 00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:20,099 Congratulations. 1023 00:51:21,725 --> 00:51:22,933 I'm happy for you. 1024 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,465 I'm happy for you. 1025 00:51:26,475 --> 00:51:27,683 Thanks. 1026 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,131 It's gotta not be so easy for you 1027 00:51:34,141 --> 00:51:37,141 to be on the outside, seeing me do big shit. 1028 00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:41,548 Yeah. 1029 00:51:41,558 --> 00:51:43,642 Big of you. Thank you. 1030 00:51:45,224 --> 00:51:48,173 Yeah, well... 1031 00:51:48,183 --> 00:51:51,642 uh... can I suggest a hug? 1032 00:51:52,867 --> 00:51:54,840 - You serious? - What is it... What? 1033 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,089 - Yeah. I'm serious. - Why? 1034 00:51:56,099 --> 00:51:58,006 Just... come on. Bring it in. 1035 00:51:58,016 --> 00:52:00,715 - You know you want to. - I'm goin' butt-first. 1036 00:52:00,725 --> 00:52:03,423 Here I come. 1037 00:52:03,433 --> 00:52:05,673 - Here we all are! - Ahh! 1038 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,673 Ow! I think I cut the nipple right off! 1039 00:52:13,850 --> 00:52:15,673 I don't know, I mean, like, 1040 00:52:15,683 --> 00:52:17,131 I think I owe it to him, 1041 00:52:17,141 --> 00:52:19,465 but I don't want to be the one to tell him. 1042 00:52:19,475 --> 00:52:21,506 You know? 1043 00:52:21,516 --> 00:52:24,850 I mean, like, what if he finds out that I knew? 1044 00:52:30,642 --> 00:52:33,340 Like... I either... 1045 00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:37,006 I either owe it to tell him... owe it to him to tell him, 1046 00:52:37,016 --> 00:52:41,548 or I don't owe it to him to totally t... not tell him. 1047 00:52:41,558 --> 00:52:42,850 I think tell him. 1048 00:52:44,308 --> 00:52:45,850 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1049 00:52:48,391 --> 00:52:50,131 Maybe don't? 1050 00:52:50,141 --> 00:52:51,850 I don't fuckin' know. 1051 00:53:09,850 --> 00:53:12,048 Right. 1052 00:53:12,058 --> 00:53:14,673 Well, no we can't do that because that'll trigger 1053 00:53:14,683 --> 00:53:16,381 the disclosure... 1054 00:53:57,850 --> 00:54:01,923 Oh, shit. That's him. Wait. Stop. Stop. 1055 00:54:01,933 --> 00:54:03,757 Great night. Th-Thanks for the ride. 1056 00:54:03,767 --> 00:54:08,423 - Hey, Tom! - Hey, hey! 1057 00:54:08,433 --> 00:54:11,974 - Hey, wait up! - Morning, Greg! 1058 00:54:14,516 --> 00:54:16,465 Look, Tom, uh, 1059 00:54:16,475 --> 00:54:20,089 I... I, uh, didn't know... 1060 00:54:20,099 --> 00:54:22,298 like, exactly how to tell you this, 1061 00:54:22,308 --> 00:54:26,632 and I've been up all night trying to think exactly how to... 1062 00:54:26,642 --> 00:54:28,099 broach... 1063 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,798 So I want to just say that... that... 1064 00:54:31,808 --> 00:54:34,298 I think that Shiv is, like... 1065 00:54:34,308 --> 00:54:35,548 No. N... 1066 00:54:35,558 --> 00:54:37,256 I think she's having an affair. 1067 00:54:37,266 --> 00:54:39,673 No. You're wrong. 1068 00:54:39,683 --> 00:54:41,632 No... No, I'm... I mean, not... 1069 00:54:41,642 --> 00:54:43,381 Shut up, Greg. Shut up. 1070 00:54:43,391 --> 00:54:45,298 Well, no, because I s... I... 1071 00:54:45,308 --> 00:54:47,798 - You are. You're wrong. - Maybe I'm wrong. 1072 00:54:47,808 --> 00:54:49,757 You are wrong, so we're all good. 1073 00:54:49,767 --> 00:54:51,840 - OK. G-Good. - OK? So, good. 1074 00:54:51,850 --> 00:54:53,214 Thank you for your time. 1075 00:54:53,224 --> 00:54:55,256 Yeah. And you don't want to hear... 1076 00:54:55,266 --> 00:54:57,506 I don't want to hear anything, Greg, because it was a misunderstanding, OK? 1077 00:54:57,516 --> 00:54:58,974 - I saw what I saw... - Shut up. 1078 00:54:58,985 --> 00:55:00,548 I just said shut up. Shut the fuck up. 1079 00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:01,840 All right, but I think you should know... 1080 00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:04,006 No. Shut... Shut the fuck up, Greg. 1081 00:55:04,016 --> 00:55:06,256 - I'm trying to help you. - Shut up, will ya? 1082 00:55:06,266 --> 00:55:08,089 - Fuckin' shut up. - Dude! What the hell?! 1083 00:55:08,099 --> 00:55:10,548 I told you to fuckin' shut up! 1084 00:55:10,558 --> 00:55:12,882 Get off of me! 1085 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:14,798 - Just shut up! - What the fuck, man?! 1086 00:55:14,808 --> 00:55:16,850 - Yeah, I... - Shut up! 1087 00:55:28,850 --> 00:55:30,173 You know, 1088 00:55:30,183 --> 00:55:33,298 I was quite outraged when she suggested this. 1089 00:55:33,308 --> 00:55:36,673 I don't like being outside the U.S. for too long. 1090 00:55:36,683 --> 00:55:38,048 Doesn't sit well. 1091 00:55:38,058 --> 00:55:41,256 And there's a mercilessness I miss. 1092 00:55:41,266 --> 00:55:43,298 I'm not used to these squalid little deals. 1093 00:55:43,308 --> 00:55:45,548 Yeah, living with the safety catch off, 1094 00:55:45,558 --> 00:55:47,173 fuckin' without a rubber. 1095 00:55:47,183 --> 00:55:49,381 Everywhere else feels so soft. 1096 00:55:49,391 --> 00:55:51,892 I mean, look at this fuckin' place. 1097 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:56,256 Yeah, well, it... it's all quite refined. 1098 00:55:56,266 --> 00:55:58,548 Refined? Ahh. 1099 00:55:58,558 --> 00:56:01,089 Slaves. Cotton and sugar. 1100 00:56:01,099 --> 00:56:04,673 This country's nothing but an off-shore laundry 1101 00:56:04,683 --> 00:56:08,173 for turning evil into hard currency. 1102 00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:12,465 Is this where you tell me you're working for the communists? 1103 00:56:12,475 --> 00:56:14,131 And now it just lies here, 1104 00:56:14,141 --> 00:56:16,381 living off its capital, sucking in immigrants 1105 00:56:16,391 --> 00:56:19,089 to turn it and stop it getting bed sores. 1106 00:56:19,099 --> 00:56:21,423 I was looking forward to taking you down. 1107 00:56:21,433 --> 00:56:23,433 You've got a very persuasive daughter. 1108 00:56:24,767 --> 00:56:28,590 But doesn't a deal feel so much better? 1109 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,224 Handshake? 1110 00:56:31,892 --> 00:56:34,933 I don't think either of us want to get dirty, do we? 1111 00:56:55,433 --> 00:56:56,391 Yeah. 1112 00:57:11,850 --> 00:57:13,798 You want to game it? 1113 00:57:13,808 --> 00:57:15,798 Sure. 1114 00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:17,548 Deliver the letter, 1115 00:57:17,558 --> 00:57:20,757 he calls emergency board... 1116 00:57:20,767 --> 00:57:24,016 we go public, world blows up. 1117 00:57:36,808 --> 00:57:39,173 The arbs dive in, 1118 00:57:39,183 --> 00:57:41,840 he tells the world some fairy tales, 1119 00:57:41,850 --> 00:57:44,757 talks poison pill, other defenses, 1120 00:57:44,767 --> 00:57:47,673 board says, "Hang on, we don't want to get sued." 1121 00:57:50,183 --> 00:57:51,892 Thank you. 1122 00:58:00,183 --> 00:58:02,298 Dad says, "Fuck the shareholders," 1123 00:58:02,308 --> 00:58:04,840 he calls analysts, calls hedge funds, 1124 00:58:04,850 --> 00:58:06,465 tries to find a white knight, 1125 00:58:06,475 --> 00:58:08,214 calls us, tells us to fuck off. 1126 00:58:08,224 --> 00:58:11,423 He's a good man, Pinky. 1127 00:58:11,433 --> 00:58:12,892 He's a good man. 1128 00:58:22,850 --> 00:58:25,767 Price rockets, because everyone knows we're gonna win. 1129 00:58:33,725 --> 00:58:36,516 You think there's a chance he'll just do a deal? 1130 00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:40,558 Have you met my dad? 1131 00:58:42,725 --> 00:58:46,048 Nope. He'll never retreat. 1132 00:58:46,058 --> 00:58:49,600 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile. 1133 00:58:50,619 --> 00:58:53,619